I read the following blog a while ago and seemed like a nice ending of my blogs, an impression of the life and work on the ship! It is written by an American nurse (I don’t even know who should get the credits… sorry) and I just translated for the dutchies (maaikerademaker.waarbenjij.nu). It's just funny.
“ Living on a ship and working in this unique hospital does take some creativity and adjustment. If you have been thinking about living or working on board a hospital ship in West Africa, feel free to try a few of these out and see how well you adjust. And of course, post and let me know how it works out for you!
*Disclaimer…”hospital life” suggestions are not meant to be tried in actual American hospitals, as some of these are by design not intended for western healthcare facilities.
Ship Life:
Invite five of your friends to stay with you for the next three months. You should all live in a partitioned one-room apartment, and take turns sleeping in the closet. Remove all the doors and hang curtains instead. All wall decorations should be magnetic.
Most of these new roommates will be medical professionals. At any given time, two should be working days, evenings, and nights respectively. Rotate shifts to keep things interesting.
At least half of your new roommates should speak another language. Learn medical terms in that language and try them out at work.
Set aside a small room for privacy and prayer, and spend time there regularly. Donate books in 10 different languages to the local library. Check them out in the middle of the night.
Line up for mealtimes at 0730, 1200 and 1700 each day. Eat together with 400 of your closest friends. Have fried plantains at least once a week.
When you go out into town, don’t wear shorts no matter how hot it is. Go with at least 5 other people for safety. At least 8-12 people should fit into each taxi...15-20 per van. Never pay the initial asking price. Sit on top of each other. Bring goats.
Move somewhere very sunny, and then take Doxycycline. Drink at least 4 liters of water daily. Eat the goats.
Fill plastic bags with water. Refuse to drink any water that comes out of the tap. Instead, drink out of the bags...or your nalgene.
Leave a lawnmower running in the living room for proper noise levels. Occasionally bang on pots. Turn on the vacuum every time you flush the toilet. Color water green and put it in the bathroom. Once a week measure some out and flush it down the toilet.
When you take showers, make sure you turn off the water while soaping down. Limit yourself to two total minutes of shower water per day and one load of laundry per week.
Have a birthday party at least once or twice a week. Invite 50 friends. Play baseball with an empty Pringles can as a bat. Cook plenty of sweets, using at least 5 mangoes. If you bake a cake, GoogleTranslate the instructions into German, then ask your roommates to help you figure them out.
Stop wearing heels. Climb 50 flights of stairs per day. Watch the sunset over the ocean.
Ask famous national leaders to visit. Invite them to make a speech, or share their testimonies. Then give them a tour of your workplace. Introduce them to patients. Throw them a party.
Bring maracas and drums to church. Dance excitedly during worship. Encourage friends to dance with you. Sing in several different languages. Provide two translators for the pastor. Have a 100 person church service in your living room with all the patients from the hospital.
Announce emergency drills every other Thursday afternoon. Gather with a group of your friends in the dining room. Pretend to do CPR. Every few months change the drills to 3 times a week with life jackets. Take roll call.
Set up a rotating schedule to watch for pirates. Dress up like pirates. Watch Pirates of the
Caribbean on a laptop. Then watch Titanic and the Guardian. Then hide for an hour in an undisclosed location.
Get up excited for work, knowing that God is in control and making a difference in hearts and lives!
Hospital Life:
Make individualized balloon animals for each patient. Hang them above their beds. Play volleyball with the balloons.
If family members want to stay, provide mattresses for them under the bed. Encourage family to stay for a few days...the more, the merrier!
Put all the patient beds two feet apart. Encourage your patients to get to know each other.
Pantomime all instructions and questions to patients. Insist on teaching each new admission how to use a toilet. Put up signs depicting improper toilet use.
If the patient needing a transfusion is your blood type, offer to be the donor. Have your friend collect the unit while your bed is moving. Then start the IV and transfuse your own blood...by drip.
Refuse to use regular IV pumps. Instead use burettes, or syringe pumps, or calculate drip rates.
Hang privacy curtains from hooks in the ceiling. Move them around according to need.
Regularly have dance parties at work. Play the drums. Encourage your patients to play the drums. Provide crochet hooks in place of drumsticks.Pray during shift change and ask your patients to join you. Wear matching scrubs with all your co-workers.
Play Jenga with your patients.
Make sure to specify if a regular diet includes snake or not. This may be important.
Announce an emergency blood drive overhead. Draw blood from all your friends that are A+ or B+.
Need to do a stress test? Have your patient run up and down several flights of stairs, and then do an EKG.
Import medications from
Europe. Ask other nurses to translate instructions for you. Refer to acetaminophen products as “paracetamol” and Versed as “midaz.” Double check with pharmacy before giving your IV medications orally, and optical preparations aurally.
Crying baby? Tie them to your back with a sheet and keep doing your nursing work. They'll happily fall asleep soon.
Look at the drool spots on your scrubs… and smile fondly at the adorable brown baby who fell asleep while you were charting. Thank God that you get to be here.”
Big hug &
Blessings
Maaike